Bibbidi bobbidi boo ☀️
THURSDAY | 12.11.25
Etsy witches are the new OnlyFans models. That’s it. That’s our prediction. Less feet pics and lots more dragonfly wings. $2.3 billion spent on spells and tarot cards in 2025 is a lot of bibbidi bobbidi boo. For those like us who had no idea what an Etsy witch is, rather self explanatory, you can go on Etsy and hire one of these service providers for things like a “good weather for your wedding spell”, a “good luck on your school test spell”, and our favorite, a “good day at the mailbox spell” at the average rate of about 12 bucks per spell. Real thing. Well, we’re not sure if it’s real. But it’s fascinating that today alone tens of thousands of humans are buying spells on Etsy. Fingers crossed that “win the lottery spell” works for Shelley this week. Money well spent. Here’s the rest of Afternoon Delight on a Thursday in December.
Liberty and Altitude for All
This mountain in Colorado officially owns itself with the help of the Indigenous-led council, which will serve as its guardian. Freedom at last.
“This is all Fiametta”
Rita LaForce loves her sock monkey. So much so that she wrote a whole story inspired by Fiametta (the sock monkey, keep up), which just so happened to win The World of Interiors x Montblanc Writing Competition 2025. Congratulations, Rita.
Not Your Average Grocery Store
Flow Grocer has opened its doors in Miami — stocked with fresh local produce, this really tasty drinking chocolate, and a whole bunch of other curated goods and Earth foods. Come say hi.
Other Good News & Happenings
Time to start practicing that triangle — Tiny Desk auditions are here.
For any small green aliens stranded on Earth, this book might help.
“Christmas Music for People Who Hate Christmas” by David Byrne — solidarity at its finest.
