Electronic cooler on wheels ☀️
FRIDAY | 3.28.25
Kids racing down the street with a pocketful of quarters can thank Harry Burt of Youngstown, Ohio, for taking his show on the road in the first recorded ice cream truck back in 1920. If anyone reading this was alive in the 1920s we'd like to buy you a free ice cream bar on us. If anyone knows someone who was alive in the 1920s please forward them this email and let them know that their generation is making kids and 10 questionable adults who put together this almost daily newsletter happy by bringing ice cream sandwiches, strawberry shortcake bars, SpongeBob pops, and firecrackers to the world. Which reminds us, if you see the creative director jumping off things or the social media wiz reading her new book, feel free to sing them “Happy Birthday” and buy them a cold one. Any of the frozen delicacies above should do. We scream, you scream.
What a lovely day indeed.
A Waffle a Day
According to Willie Nelson, there's one secret to staying young and fresh even at the ripe old age of 91 — waffles. Any Waffle House employees reading this, you’re in good hands.
The Maze-making Man
The man likely responsible for that time in second grade when you got lost in a corn maze and thought you were going to have to survive off of raw stalks of Peaches and Cream for 30 minutes before your mom found you — the master of the maze.
Happy Meals
A new study has found that whales sing out in happiness after they get a belly full of krill or anchovies. Sixteen tons of fishy deliciousness coming right up.
Other Good News & Happenings
Photos of jumping cats on a Friday.
America’s favorite pastime is back — memes and all. Swing batta batta swing.
Another year, another Redbull Soapbox Race — eyes on the road, Playboy.
The Oreo Doomsday Vault at the end of the world. Well, the top actually.
Jacksonville friends, this one’s for the girls.
