A few days back, we asked the gang what they wanted to be when they grew up. While marine biologist, fashion designer, and monkey were in the mix, strangely enough, professional hurricane namer wasn't mentioned. Probably because our eight-year-old selves were more focused on the fact that a hurricane meant no school which meant a day of playing with Legos and sipping on juice boxes. Also possibly because the profession is a bit outdated given the fact that a list of potential names was solidified and put in rotation back in 1979 by the National Weather Service and the World Meteorological Association. We’re not in the business of crushing childhood dreams over here though — certain names are retired and the list is constantly being added to. Which means there’s still time to get in the good graces of a certain someone who works on the Hurricane Naming Committee. Whatever your name is, stay safe this Thursday.
“The Lighthouse,” out Friday. We love you, Stevie.
Look for the Helpers
The good people of Virginia State Parks are installing viewfinders for people with colorblindness. Leaf-peeping for everyone this fall.
Beary Happy Campers
Can you really call yourself a camper unless you’ve spent the night with grizzly bears? Beets and Battle Star Galactica required upon entry.
Other Good News & Happenings
If you need us next fall, we’ll be across the pond exploring the whimsical World of Wes Anderson.
Dust off the stationary bikes; Red Bull Rampage 2024.
The scientists have been notified and are currently investigating the situation.
Where to sip on a free cup of joe this weekend.